Metro Mugshots
Some days are better than others, so on Thanksgiving I was in the deep south visiting relatives and found a country store that was open for business (I needed beer). It had been a cloudy day, but just as I entered the store, the clouds parted and the sun came out – like divine intervention. And then I saw the greatest newspaper in the world sitting on the rack: Metro Mugshots. Best $1 ever spent. Let’s investigate this cast of characters. Just who are these mugs?
Half Head was injured in a car accident but survived despite losing part of his brain.
Who are these tough ass white girls.
Don’t upset the Dog Poop Bandit, she knows where you live:
This Christmas, please keep Dorsey in your prayers:
Another bad ass white girl:
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jimmy chicago 1:25 pm on December 12, 2016 Permalink |
I ran into this paper also at a 7/11 store awhile ago . After further review I thought it might be BOGUS like the onion the shit that was written in it was kinda too good to be true and I have only seen this in dubious places what do you think John?
John 9:42 am on December 13, 2016 Permalink |
Of course, like on the TV show Cops they have to disclaim everyone is innocent until proven guilty, but it’s not what’s implied. Where I picked it up, you have pregnant teenage girls and meth heads sharing space in the checkout line. There’s not much to do out in the country if you have no role models growing up, but to do drugs.
John 9:50 am on December 13, 2016 Permalink |
But I think it’s real, for we see bizarro crimes everyday on the news. There’s some real interesting or scary people walking around out there. I also can’t believe neighbors would murder each other over a flowerbed, but it happens. Maybe ID Discovery could get this newspaper and do some summaries on what happened later on to these Metro Mugshots!
jimmy chicago 8:04 am on December 14, 2016 Permalink |
Yeah your right I googled the one eyed Dorsey photo its true . I stand corrected its just the look and feel of that publication seems funny .I am surprised the liberal democrats have not shut this down for being racist , the photos are mostly non whites.
John 12:23 pm on December 14, 2016 Permalink |
Yes, this is not a Cali publication so they can do what they like. Launius would be spinning in his grave if he knew what nonsense Cali has become. Next time you see one of those high speed chases in LA, watch at how hamstrung the cops are now days. Restraining police from doing their jobs only gets them and others killed, i.e., sensitivity training.
criticextraordinaire 3:29 pm on December 18, 2016 Permalink
I think Ronnie would be taking full advantage of what California has become. He’d be running his game as always, and if caught, claiming police brutality. And with all the new opioids available today, he’d be running a virtual supermarket of fun and games. It’s a damn shame he got in over his head with Eddie. He coulda gone worldwide.
jimmy chicago 7:53 am on December 16, 2016 Permalink |
Yeah the cops have been neutered here also,and the justice department has launched a big investigation into human rights violations against gangbangers all while we have a murder rate higher than L.A. and New York combined
criticextraordinaire 3:25 pm on December 18, 2016 Permalink |
Chicago? Heck, come on across the border here to Gary IN. We’ll show your bangers what violence is all about. Our murder rate is 2x-3x that in Chicago. Ronnie Launius would have felt right at home here.
jimmy chicago 7:12 am on December 22, 2016 Permalink |
Hey criticextraordinaire Is there any truth to that story the portal to hell .That house they knocked down in Gary that was possessed by satan . I heard a clip on the radio with the police chief backing this up and its also in the official reports. Do you live close to this house? I also heard that the history channel bought it and demolished it .
criticextraordinaire 4:16 pm on December 23, 2016 Permalink |
The whole damned town is possessed by Satan. It’s the town that produced Eugene Britt, the piece of trash that murdered the daughter of one of my employees. If Indiana had any justice he’d be lynched and all of Gary would be incinerated.