Metro Mugshots

Some days are better than others, so on Thanksgiving I was in the deep south visiting relatives and found a country store that was open for business (I needed beer). It had been a cloudy day, but just as I entered the store, the clouds parted and the sun came out – like divine intervention. And then I saw the greatest newspaper in the world sitting on the rack:  Metro Mugshots. Best $1 ever spent. Let’s investigate this cast of characters. Just who are these mugs?

Half Head was injured in a car accident but survived despite losing part of his brain.


Who are these tough ass white girls.


Don’t upset the Dog Poop Bandit, she knows where you live:


This Christmas, please keep Dorsey in your prayers:


Another bad ass white girl: